Major's Log: 1!


To Infinitely Small!

AND RETURNS!

(Spoilers)

We were asked by The Science Guy (Tiktak?) to take him on a mission where we had to do some science stuff, but I didn’t pay attention at the start.

Captain Derrick was asked to go Speed Factor 5! And Captain Doctor Peppy was asked to set off the Hyperdrive at a certain place. If these things were to happen, we would win the day! (Hooray!)

Chapter One: Paranoia Due To Past Experiences

We just had to go straight forward, at super high speed, and hit a button at the right time. But… Could this be all we had to do!? Peppy checked for cloaked ships nearby. The Science Guy (Tiktak?) used the science bay for things. Derrick said we should launch a probe.

Then The Science Guy (Tiktak?) shouted at us that we should just hurry up and do the mission. Why were we not doing the mission? WE KNOW THINGS ALWAYS GO BADLY FOR US!

Chapter Two: Speed Demons

Derrick got us to Super Speed Factor Five. (Johnny’s brother?) And Peppy was able to make the hyperdrive work. We were hurtling towards the finish line and… We got hit by some sun rays and almost blow up! Oh wow. Taken out by some stars.

Chapter Three: BOOM!

Wait!? What? Where were we? We were surrounded by weird things around, not asteroids… The Science Guy (Tiktak?) said something about us getting small, so I guessed they were atoms. Atoms the size of buses! Just then, the body guard of The Science Guy (Tiktak?) shot The Science Guy (Tiktak?), making him fall down. Suddenly, IT WAS ON!

Lord Johnny V (Super Speed Factor Five’s brother?) and I ran to where the body guard with a weird name was. (I cannot remember the name, please do not ask me again.) Johnny tries to disintegrate them. Nothing happens. I try to bodyslam them. I get punched in the face.

At this point, Peppy was able to ascertain that, yes, we were small! Super small. Like really, really small. You might think that the corner shop is pretty close by, but that was peanuts for how small we were! Also, Peppy found out that the teleporter (they had replaced this when I wasn’t here…) was doing a weird thing. Not sure what, but I am not a scientist, or a PhD of Dance like Peppy.

We were still going SUPER SPEED FACTOR FIVE (Johnny’s brother!) and there was one of these asteroid buses that are atoms directly ahead. We had no way to stop in time. But we managed to take get past it without too much damage. Then there were buzzes of weird energy zapping the ship! Shaking us up and down! Making it hard to move and fight.

Johnny hit the bodyassassinguard twice more with the disintegrator ray. I failed to body slam the assassinguard’s body some more, and got punched. But I punched back this time, and hurt them bad. Between us, we took down the guard of assassinated bodies.

Chapter Four: Bust…

I carried The Science Guy (Tiktak?) to the sick bay, and he healed himself up, because he was better at it than me. During this time, Peppy says to make the shield and the helm and the guns power all down to zero to get out of this tiny place. But we had some damage guns and missile bays, so there was repairing and launching and firing, and slowing down to zero speed. But, while this was happening, the atombuses were firing at us with weird energy. Trying to destroy the ship. It was getting a bit hairy when Peppy said “If you want to by a psychic, come to the teleporter and I will make you one in future!”

I wasn’t really following why that happened, but Peppy said it worked on me, and had previously worked on both Johnny and Peppy. So I guess our crew is three fifths psychics now..!

It spat us back to normal space, in a place we weren’t in to start with, and we were able to get home after.

Chapter Five: Promotions!

Apparently, we did so well that three of us got promotions. Captain Derrick is a Major now. I am a Major now. I think Peppy is a Captain now, too!

All in all, we did okay!