The Rescue of a Girl!


Pirates have captured the not-princess, what can we do?

This is a complete diary I was writing in my head at the time and later copied to a place where Peppy can’t do anything. Zeppy’s Diary, Page one Fighting Pirates. They speed away, we go 5 speed towards them! I shot myself out of the missile bay. They get close to being able to warp away. Scanned them. They have a lot of shields. Ursinoid. Got the kidnapped kid. Captain I get on the ship. Hurt a crocaloid called Jawsome. Zeppy’s Diary, Page two Got shot. Didn’t hurt. Johnnie joined me, said I get the Jawesome. Gorillaoid is science engineer. Worm boy is science. Catman is another fight. Shot me again, this time it stings. Almost killed him. He complimented me. Captain Bear 1 v 1 Johnny. Dr Peppy Pepper ’naded (stun) the Captain Bear. 1 v 1 didn’t happen. :( Zeppy’s Diary, Page three Worm is Ssssteve. Barb is Catman. Silverback is ape. Jawesome is dead. Rip in pieces. Cpt. Bear survived stun. Kid did not. Johnny shoots Disintigrator Needler from Peppy Pepper. Fires Goof. Still no disintegration. Found Ssssteve. Has a kid on him. Hurt me. Feel weak. Captain Bear hits Johnny with an energy-light-cutlass. Zeppy’s Diary, Page four Disintigrate? Nope! Down I go. Blackness. Sick bay? Guess I lived, bitch. Was given an energy cutlass. Neat. Promotion! Captain Zeppy!