Falsely accused!

I didn’t do a thing!

(That they can prove.)

So, I was on my way to the mission today and a cop pulled me over and arrested me for “Sedition and maybe being a pirate in the future.”

I will never be a pirate unless… No, I will not write about that here. But it made me miss my mission and now they had to take an inferior bot to take my place!

Just because I want to become the emperor, by any means necessary.