The Heart of Slugness

 Posted on February 29, 2024  |  

We Get Signal! Main Screen Turn On! The Ideas We have to shrink down again, but this time, we have to get put into an ambassador and kill some diseases. I’ve been put on guns. Apparently the diseases can only be killed by canons, this is bullshit. We have entered the slug person’s blood. Some white blood cells have greeted us. I am really bad at canons. But we swapped. I am in the front canon now. [Read More]
slug  surgery  heart  small 

My Week

 Posted on February 28, 2024  |  

What did I do this week, you ask..? Well, let me tell you. Last Thursday was a mission where I had a heal bot, so it was fun. Friday, well, Friday, you gotta get down on Friday, so I went out and danced the night away, with señoritas who can sway. It was fun and relaxing. Felt good after such a hard mission with the slug person. Saturday, I went for a 30km run up a mountain, when I reached the top, I did a little dancy pose thing like I was going to become a famous boxer or something. [Read More]
time off  preparation  recovery  relaxation 

It's Probably Pirates

 Posted on February 23, 2024  |  

It’s Probably Pirates… Maybe fishpeople..? AND A SLUG PERSON!? It’s probably pirates! We have to capture captain Schlorf and two science officers, I can’t remember why. We’re getting magical bots which will turn off when we are overburdened with life support and they need to shut down! Got a new brig, too. To store the pirates. AND I HAVE A HEALBOT! WAIT… THE BOTS BROKE!? A minutian stowed away! I disarmed them, threw them, then punched them in the jelly. [Read More]
pirates  prisoners  slugman  jellyfish 

Major's Log: 1!

 Posted on February 15, 2024  |  

To Infinitely Small! AND RETURNS! (Spoilers) We were asked by The Science Guy (Tiktak?) to take him on a mission where we had to do some science stuff, but I didn’t pay attention at the start. Captain Derrick was asked to go Speed Factor 5! And Captain Doctor Peppy was asked to set off the Hyperdrive at a certain place. If these things were to happen, we would win the day! [Read More]
missions  science  assassination 

Awake

 Posted on February 15, 2024  |  

Sleep? Yes Please! (Pity I Can’t.) Been awake for hours already today… Mission day! I missed the last one due to a broken bone, was annoying, but there we go. Today, I woke up 3 hours before my alarm. I couldn’t get back to sleep. I decided to watch some wrestling to get tips on my technique. I have no idea what today’s mission will be, but I am feeling like I might have lost a step and that the rest of my crew doesn’t need me. [Read More]
sleep  awake  nerves  here we go 

I Was Arrested

 Posted on February 8, 2024  |  

Falsely accused! I didn’t do a thing! (That they can prove.) So, I was on my way to the mission today and a cop pulled me over and arrested me for “Sedition and maybe being a pirate in the future.” I will never be a pirate unless… No, I will not write about that here. But it made me miss my mission and now they had to take an inferior bot to take my place! [Read More]
Days off  sedition  pirate  arrested 

I Needed a Break

 Posted on February 7, 2024  |  

I broke my leg! This means the mission was cancelled last week. I am the most important person on the ship. It’s true! It’s damn true! I broke my leg, and they wanted to either kill me and wake me up, or take a week off of work. I decided for the week off of work, without thinking about how that would make my crew have a week off too. (They can’t do a thing without a second soldier on the ship. [Read More]
Days off  Derrick 

Captains' Logs

 Posted on January 29, 2024  |  

If everyone is a captain, no one is a captain! Captain’s Log: Start Date Now! It seem the Good Ship Lollypop has three or four captains now. This is a little weird, because Derrick is a captain of the ship, and three more of us are real captains. I know that Derrick is a real captain too, but why are they all copying me like this? I was Captain Zeppy first! [Read More]
Captains Logs  Peppy  JohnnyV  Gizmo  Derrick  Captain 

Boring Patrol

 Posted on January 25, 2024  |  

Just a boring patrol mission. Or is it? IT’S NOT! Pirates and mercenaries! Oh no! Our boss asked us to go on a normal patrol around an area and we were doing it, but then they made us go rescue a guy who was on a meteor or asteroid or something. But on the way I managed to upgrade one of our bots, Manuel, to be better at doing the sciencey junk, which was good, because Peppy was not around today. [Read More]
Missions  mission reports  battle for survival 

Preparations

 Posted on January 24, 2024  |  

Mission tomorrow! What will it be? What will I have to do!? Hello, Zeppy Fans! Zeppics? El Zeppios? Hello! Tomorrow we have a little mission that I am unsure what we’re doing, I think we were told last week but I was too busy day dreaming to know. Whatever it is, I will have to do some preparations first. I’m going to clear out my pack and just carry things I think I might need. [Read More]
Missions  preparations