It's Probably Pirates

It’s Probably Pirates… Maybe fishpeople..? AND A SLUG PERSON!? It’s probably pirates! We have to capture captain Schlorf and two science officers, I can’t remember why. We’re getting magical bots which will turn off when we are overburdened with life support and they need to shut down! Got a new brig, too. To store the pirates. AND I HAVE A HEALBOT! WAIT… THE BOTS BROKE!? A minutian stowed away! I disarmed them, threw them, then punched them in the jelly. [Read More]