The Real First Engineer Job!

I will be an engineer tomorrow! The first time I am an engineer! I should do better this week, I guess… So, three weeks ago I was the 4th best engineer on the ship. Tomorrow, after going through a week’s worth of training, I should be the… First or second! Depends on how Maoam the bot is feeling. I think in raw skill, Derrick might be better, however, I think I have a few tricks up my sleeve. [Read More]

It Belongs in a Museum

It Belongs in a Museum! We’re going on an archaeologying! We have to destroy a planet made of AI, and capture or destroy a bot ship which should be in orbit of it. First time as an engineer, gonna be hectic! The AI is running BASIC, just doing a 10 PRINT “BLAH” 20 GOTO 10 thing… Even I know more than that! We cloaked, disappeared from their view, but they did the same to us, and now we cannot see them! [Read More]

Promotions and Transfers

I Got A New Job! Gizmo Got A Newer Job! I am a engineer now! Gizmo got a really cool promotion to some kind of diplomatic role within the Evil Empire or whatever we call ourselves these days. Unfortunately, we were so far denied a new member of our crew, so I gotta be the new engineer. I gotta learn on the job. It will take weeks to be able to be nearly as good as Gizmo was, but that’s just something we gotta get through until I am almost as good as she was. [Read More]