Bots Attack!

 Posted on April 27, 2024  |  

BOTS ARE ATTACK! Well, we’re attacking them. But they definitely started it. Bumpy ride, dropped some things, but I made it less bumpy, at least. Cloaking done, fun times. We also turned to face the enemy. Who are jusst chillin’ in place. I forgot what the bosses said they did. Creeping along, cloaked… BUT OUT BOTS HAVE MUTINIED! THEY EXPLODED OUR SHIP! AND TURNED THINGS OFF! Trying to take out our bots because they’re coming right for us! [Read More]
bots  victory 

THE BUGS ARE BUGGING OUT!

 Posted on April 20, 2024  |  

There were some bugs. They were coming out of the caves. We had to stop them. Sorry this one is late, I had so much fun doing this one and getting my claws dirty again that I kind of forgot to write this up. Now, let’s go! Derrick is late. We’ve been waiting for a while. He said he’s on his way, though. HE ARRIVED! We have to go to a planet to exterminate some bugs. [Read More]
bugs  rescue  fighting  claws 

Tiktok Must Die!

 Posted on March 28, 2024  |  

TODAY, WE KILL TIKTOK! We have to get Tiktok and all the people who he hurt. Tiktok went rogue and shrank a whole sector of space! They’re tiny! And launching tiny missiles! Lots of missiles so far. We’re quite far away, so it’s the good choice. One of our missiles missed, then they destroyed two. And then one hit! We’re swimming in power. Deciding which targets to taget first. The earlier radiation leak was annoying, but no lasting damage. [Read More]
tiktok  shrinking  mercy killing 

What Will We Do?

 Posted on March 27, 2024  |  

TOMORROW’S MISSION GUESSES! This isn’t what I think is going to happen, but what I want to happen! So, I am unsure what we will be doing tomorrow, so this is what I want to happen, or maybe will. We get shrinked and teleported onto an enemy ship and we have to beat them. We get shrinked and we have to leave the ship in EVAs and see what happens. We find more pirates and we have to deal with them. [Read More]
predictions  shrink  pirates  asteroid  job swap  wormhole 

Probing...

 Posted on March 21, 2024  |  

WE’RE GOING PROBIN'! We gotta go through a worm hole, and see what’s on the other side! What could be on the other side? We, somehow, all contracted scurvy on the way to the wormhole. What the heck do they put in our rations to do this!? Through the wormhole, there’s a weird brain squid shooting at us? A bot (unnamed bot number 1) fired one of our new fancy piercing missiles at it. [Read More]
probing  wormhole  squid  brain 

What Happened?

 Posted on March 20, 2024  |  

What happened last week..? I’ve been given an edited black box recording. Because knowing what happened to me is apparently bad..? Was given a recording of what happened from the black box, but some of it was not available. The positives: I did better than I had previously done. I was able to get into a fight! I hurt a guy in power armour a lot. The negatives: I’m still not up to the standards of Gizmo. [Read More]
death  real story  black box recording 

What The Hell Happened!?

 Posted on March 14, 2024  |  

What The Flying Heck Happened In Today’s Mission!?!?!?

Apparently we all died, and our ship exploded, but, that’s okay because I got this letter..?

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR MISSION SUCCEEDED! Your mission was a success, except for the small point that your ship exploded, causing you and your crew to be reborn as your clones! You were able to take down the Pirate Admiral and the other pirates, leaving them sans ship at a space station. You have been given an extra rewards on the WHEEL OF FORTUNES! Congratulations again! We also have decided to afford you a little more with regards to your rank and standing in the world. As such, you have almost earned another rank. And a member of your crew has in fact gained one! Congratulations! While doing this, we were able to confirm what you had taken with you on the mission, and have made sure that you could gamble to get them all back, but without any upgrades you may have given them. Please be aware that the dizziness you might have after a death and clone-rebirth will pass in 12 to 72 hours. You will be given unpaid time off for this period. Thank you for your service, Fleet Admiral Aartoc A A Aaalgan

Letter sent from the Fleet Admiral

Well, thanks, Fleet Admiral, but I would have preferred to not die!

Thanks for reading, Zeppy.

dead  success  the gone ship lollypop 

The Real First Engineer Job!

 Posted on March 13, 2024  |  

I will be an engineer tomorrow! The first time I am an engineer! I should do better this week, I guess… So, three weeks ago I was the 4th best engineer on the ship. Tomorrow, after going through a week’s worth of training, I should be the… First or second! Depends on how Maoam the bot is feeling. I think in raw skill, Derrick might be better, however, I think I have a few tricks up my sleeve. [Read More]
engineer  second first time  forth  first 

It Belongs in a Museum

 Posted on March 7, 2024  |  

It Belongs in a Museum! We’re going on an archaeologying! We have to destroy a planet made of AI, and capture or destroy a bot ship which should be in orbit of it. First time as an engineer, gonna be hectic! The AI is running BASIC, just doing a 10 PRINT “BLAH” 20 GOTO 10 thing… Even I know more than that! We cloaked, disappeared from their view, but they did the same to us, and now we cannot see them! [Read More]
engineer  bots  AI  missile attack 

Promotions and Transfers

 Posted on March 7, 2024  |  

I Got A New Job! Gizmo Got A Newer Job! I am a engineer now! Gizmo got a really cool promotion to some kind of diplomatic role within the Evil Empire or whatever we call ourselves these days. Unfortunately, we were so far denied a new member of our crew, so I gotta be the new engineer. I gotta learn on the job. It will take weeks to be able to be nearly as good as Gizmo was, but that’s just something we gotta get through until I am almost as good as she was. [Read More]
promotion  engineer  combat  retraining